Depends, humorous anecdote

You probably have been lying awake at night wondering just why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".  Well, here is the low down on the whole thing ---When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em, and Pamper'em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will! I love jokes of all kinds. Thought this might get a chuckle out of someone.

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